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*Terms and conditions apply for the above prizes. By participating in the “Subscribe and Win” prize contest, entrants and winners agree to the following rules, terms and conditions provided for that particular contest as stated, either in addition to or in place of the Official Subscribed rules as follows. Subscribers will register at their own will, regardless of dangerous or harmful outcome in either mental or physical form. Subscribers admit to relinquishing all rights and reservations to this blog and will follow the conditions that actual prizes will not be given, but that prizes are only figments of the author’s imagination or available in photograph form only. Prizes will be given via e-mail, but not within the next 10 years. Side effects may include, but are not limited to the following: nausea, diarrhea, insomnia, head aches, mental illness, memory loss, lack of appetite, lack of income, lack of sense of humor, and/or lack of available matches on any online dating website. Subscribers will adhere to these conditions or will not receive their prize, which equals no amounts of money. One entry per person, unless you’re a cast member of “Lost”. Winners will be selected to receive their prize through the random choosing of one’s name out of my dad’s old Nebraska Cornhusker’s baseball hat. Once a prize is given, there are no give-backs, give-aways, or selling of prizes on Craigslist or e-bay, even though the prize is worthless. I mean, you can try to sell it on Craigslist or e-bay, but I’m pretty sure you won’t make any money. If you do, the author is liable and eligible to receive all profits. Thank you and good luck!

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